Sunday at Salemi’s: Your Neighbor Tortures Monkeys for Money
Today we paid a surprise visit to the quiet enclave that Monkey Murderer Marco Salemi calls home. We spoke to dozens of concerned neighbors who had no idea about the monster that lives among them. Almost without exception, people were horrified at Salemi’s unbridled violent propensities and appalled that their tax money funds his degeneracy. Anxious to get involved, we promised many of his neighbors that we would follow up shortly with specific actions that each may take.