Dear Santa: You can find David Jentsch in NY this year

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Notorious serial killer James David Jentsch poses in his garden for this Oct. 25 tweet. His new address is: 467 Boswell Hill Road, Endicott, NY 13760

‘Twas a month before Christmas
And all through the labs
His bloody victims were screaming
Restrained on their slabs

Security cameras were hung by Jentsch’s henchmen with care
As he trembled that the ARM might soon visit him there
He hired security goons to escort him to and fro
And pined for the days when he wasn’t so well known

But James David Jentsch became a sadist a long time ago
And he forfeited all rights to live in peace the day he decided to torture his first victim!

Dear Santa,

Among his countless victims that span decades, Mr. Jentsch has demonstrated a disturbing penchant for addicting monkeys to drugs, driving them insane in their cages, and carving up their bodies and brains in UCLA’s dungeons. Having earned too much attention in California where he was also a vocal cheerleading shill with AMP-funded Pro-Test for Science, Mr. Jentsch is now opening up shop at Binghamton University. That’s right, Santa! this deviant recently moved across the country to a nice quiet enclave in upstate New York where he believes he will be allowed to continue to ply his sadism in peace and anonymity. So let’s keep this our secret, okay? We wouldn’t want to upset him.

Look at the beautiful estate Mr. Jentsch purchased for 270,000 blood-money dollars on September 2, 2015:


This 2240 square foot single home has natural gas running throughout.



Another view of 467 Boswell Hill Road, Endicott, NY 13760.

His new home has 2 bedrooms and 2 baths. And here are some other lovely rooms. But what kind of Christmas present does one buy for the sociopath who has everything?!





What does a monster dream about when he lays his psychotic head down to rest, Davey?

So, Santa, we know you’re very busy at this time of year. And we just wanted to make sure that you didn’t lose track of Jentsch. Like all serial killers, he is very mobile leaving dead bodies scattered like used Kleenex in his wake. It’s just very fortunate that activists from coast to coast will never let him squirm out of our sight.

Also, Santa, this might be helpful for you if you’d like to greet him in the hallowed halls of Binghamton University next semester:

binghamton schedule

Merry Christmas to all and to all a Good Night!

Sources for this article include Press Connects and Eleventh Hour for Animals are activists and journalists who hope this information will encourage Constitutionally-protected legal protest. We do not condone any form of illegal activity.

4 Responses

  1. Franks are some of the most cruel of the human virus.

  2. C. Jub says:

    Fuck, yeah. Jentsch’s torture of animals should never be forgotten. He should and will be followed everywhere he goes. When he sits in a nursing home, he should still be held accountable. He should never find peace. He offers no peace to his victims, so he will find only justified rage by those who fight for the silenced. Yes, they are not the “voiceless.” They have voices. Just because those voices aren’t human doesn’t mean they should be ignored. He has made his money on the backs of the animals’ screams for comfort, solace, and release from pain. No rest for the wicked.

    Get him (within the bounds of the law, of course).

    • Thank you, C. Jub. I couldn’t agree more!

    • There is the law of “karma” and NOTHING hurts more than a karmic slap from an 8 armed deity. All forms of Life are precious. No one life is more valuable than another.

      There is sacrifice for food to sustain life. For that we give thanks for, and act humanely.

      Torment torture and murder, serve no purpose.

      I wonder? Would David volunteer to trade places with one with one of his fellow primates?

      I think not.

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