Dear Janine Sikes: When May I Take the Actual Photos?
Subject: Request to Visit and Photograph the UF Animal Facilities
From: “Camille Marino” (email@example.com)
Date: Sun, Oct 17, 2010 3:45 pm
To: “Janine Sikes, UF Public Relations Director” (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Dear Ms. Sykes:
Therefore, please contact me at your earliest convenience so that I may take pictures of the animals imprisoned inside your institution.
Perhaps one of your researchers would demonstrate for me how they extract terrified monkeys from squeeze cages or how they drug them with ketamine to transport their unconscious bodies undetected by your own student body. Perhaps you would allow me to photograph the animals that are no longer viable victims, how they are murdered, and their bodies incinerated to destroy the evidence of the horrors they were forced to endure. And, Ms. Sikes, perhaps you would like to discuss Louis, the monkey who your university chose to murder in July rather than having his poor little deformed body retired to a sanctuary. I’d also like to photograph the pregnant sheep who are mutilated along with their fetuses, the cats who’s spinal cords have been severed, the rat populations that are subject to LD50 studies…. in fact, I’d like a tour of your entire operation.
And, of course, I’ll be more than happy to share with you anything that you find of interest. For example, we can discuss J. David Jentsch & his injunction against me, and any other distractions we need to deal with and eliminate.
I look forward to your reply.
Camille A. Marino
Founder, Negotiation is Over & NIO Florida